Dave K, you ok?

Discussion in 'General' started by StanTheMan, Jul 2, 2022.

  1. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    Just read on the interwebs that Lindsey Lohan got married this weekend to some guy in the middle east. You ok? I know she occupied a special place in your heart.
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  2. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    She stopped being on anyone's radar when the crazy out ran the looks.
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  3. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I’ll live. She’ll be back on the market inside a year and have enough money from the divorce to buy me an Alfa Romeo, a carton of smokes and some soft serve ice cream.
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  4. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    shut your whore mouth, whore mouth! :D
  5. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    She's like a 20 year old Jetta. Rough...very rough...[​IMG]
  6. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    Repost of topic. @Johnny B please pop this bitch ass.
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  7. Chino52405

    Chino52405 Well-Known Member

    Edit to add to the other thread. The real one
  8. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    without the diesel gate buyback but a lifetime supply of tic tacs?
  9. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    As long as they don't try to breed. I can't imagine how much damage her eggs have sustained from all of the deranged debauchery she put them through.
  10. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    Simple biology aspects of human reproduction and sex is hard. :D
  11. Yzasserina

    Yzasserina sound it out

    Oh do shut up. Happy for her. :)
  12. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    Gladly. After reading the announcement, I knew you clowns would be tripping all over yourselves to be the first to try to torment Dave K with the news.
    As they say, second place is first loser, so StanTheMan, here is your award.

  13. Muz720

    Muz720 Well-Known Member

    Lindsey been put away wet more than one should. Alway said its the mileage and mantaince not the age of the ride..
  14. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Curious what you mean by that...

    Don't care. Won't hush.


    Truthfully, I guess I'm happy for them, if she's happy & he's happy... I don't really give a shit one way or the other, but the world needs all the happiness it can get. So in that sense, ...yay.
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  15. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    Pretty sure the second place ship sailed a LONG time ago for Lohan, though she still has Hilton to look down on.
  16. britx303

    britx303 C.Thomas is Monica!!

    Paris Hilton>Lindsay Lohan. Lohan is vomitus spasticus
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  17. D-Zum

    D-Zum Alex’s Ohvale Maintenance & Transport Service

    Guess her husband is the caboose on the long train of Eskimo Brothers.

    (for now)
  18. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    I never knew she rode an R100S!
  19. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Looks totally doable there too.
  20. britx303

    britx303 C.Thomas is Monica!!

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